Jeff Foxworthy on MUSLIMS: 1. If You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You are a Muslim! 2. If You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you cant afford shoes. You are a Muslim ! 3. If You have more wives than teeth. You are a Muslim! 4. If You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean. You are a Muslim! 5. If You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You are a Muslim! 6. If You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against. You are a Muslim ! 7. If You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. You are a Muslim ! 8. If You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You are a Muslim! 9. If You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. You are a Muslim! 10. If You find this offensive or racist and don’t forward it. You are a Muslim!
Posted on: Mon, 04 Nov 2013 18:32:59 +0000