Jeff Foxworthy said this about Indiana: **If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Indiana. **If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they dont even work there, you may live in Indiana. **If youve worn shorts and a jacket at the same time, you may live in Indiana......... **If youve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Indiana. **If vacation means going anywhere south of Fort Wayne for the weekend, you may live in Indiana. **If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Indiana. **If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Indiana......... **If you have switched from Heat to A/C in the same day and back again, you may live in Indiana......... **If you can drive 75 mph through two feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Indiana. **If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both doors unlocked, you may live in Indiana. **If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Indiana. **If you design your kids Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Indiana. **If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph, youre going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Indiana. **If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Indiana. **If you know all four seasons are: Almost winter, Winter, Still winter and Road Construction, you may live in Indiana. **If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Indiana. **If you find 10° a little chilly, you may live in Indiana. If you actually understand these jokes, Like and Share this so all your Hoosier Facebook friends and others can see you definitely do live - or have lived - in Indiana.
Posted on: Sun, 26 Jan 2014 06:48:33 +0000
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