Jenny, a blonde girl, came skipping home from school today... Mommy, Mommy, she yelled, we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! Very good, said her mother. Is it because Im blonde? Jenny asked. Yes, its because youre blonde, said the mommy. ... The next day the girl came skipping home from school. Mommy, Mommy, she yelled, We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G! Very good, Jenny, said her mother. Is it because Im blonde, Mommy? Yes, its because youre blonde. The next day Jenny came skipping home from school. Mommy, Mommy, she yelled, we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these! And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. Very good, said her embarrassed mother. Is it because Im blonde, mommy? No Honey, its because youre 24.
Posted on: Sat, 26 Oct 2013 11:55:58 +0000
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