Joe Boudeaux was telling me bout his family and how dysfunctional some of dem are. He says his brudder, Otis, had been on a three day drunk and was staggering home from da liquor store wit a pint of whiskey in his back pocket dat he had bought wit his last penny. Stepping up on da curb Otis slipped and fell hard him on his backside. Struggling to his feets he felt something wet running down his leg him. He was overheard saying, “Please God, let it be blood.”*****Joe tole me his wife’s brudder TeeRay is sorry him. I axe, “Wat you mean hanh?” Well, TeeRay him went to see Dr. Gaspard and tole him he wasn’t able to do all da tings around da house he used to do. After da exam he said to da doctor., “Tell me in plain English wats wrong wit me. I can take it me.” Doc Gaspard answer, “In plain English, you jus lazy you.” “Okay,” said TeeRay, “Now Doc, give it to me in da medical term so I can tell my wife.”
Posted on: Wed, 02 Oct 2013 10:55:41 +0000
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