Joke: Missing Wife A husband went to the police station to file a missing person report for his missing wife: Husband : I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasnt come back yet. Inspector : What is her height? Husband : I never checked Inspector : Slim or healthy? Husband : Not slim, can be healthy Inspector : Color of eyes? Husband : Never noticed. Inspector : Color of hair? Husband : Changes according to season Inspector : What was she wearing? Husband : Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit Inspector : Was she driving? Husband : yes Inspector : Color of the car? . . . . . Husband : Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door ............. and then the husband started crying … Inspector: Dont worry sir,.....We will find your car. :)
Posted on: Fri, 18 Jul 2014 12:00:53 +0000
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