Joke: Warning Warning This should make up for all past and future sins I may have perpetrated against you lovely ladies ( sisters). Men Are Like... Men are like placemats. - They only show up when theres food on the table. Men are like mascara. - They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like bike helmets. - They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly. Men are like government bonds. - They take so long to mature. Men are like parking spots. - The good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped. Men are like copiers. - You need them for reproduction, but thats about it. Men are like lava lamps. - Fun to look at, but not very bright. Men are like bank accounts. - Without a lot of money, they dont generate much interest. Men are like high heels. - Theyre easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. Men are like curling irons. - Theyre always hot, and theyre always in your hair.
Posted on: Fri, 01 Aug 2014 21:45:57 +0000