Joke of the Day.....its a long one but worth the read. A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, Ah, I see youve regained consciousness. Now, you probably wont remember, but you were in a pile up on the freeway. Youre going to be okay, youll walk again and everything, but something happened. Im trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your willy was chopped off in the wreck, and we were unable to find it. The man groans, but the doctor goes on, Youve got $9,000 in compensation coming to you, and we have the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did, better in fact! But the thing is, it doesnt come cheap. Its $1000 an inch. The man perks up at this. So, the doctor says, its for you to decide how many inches you want, but its something youd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you decide to go for a nine incher this time, she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before, and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time, she might be disappointed. So its important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision. The man agrees to talk with his wife. The doctor comes back the next day. So, says the doctor, have you spoken with your wife? I have, says the man. And has she helped you in making the decision? asked the doctor. She has, says the man. And what is it? asks the doctor. Were getting a new kitchen.
Posted on: Thu, 08 May 2014 18:00:48 +0000
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