Jokes: Get Your Funny On! A man walks into a bar with and octopus under his arms. He then stands up on the bar and shouts for everyone inside to hear. I will bet anyone here 200 dollars that this octopus can play any instrument you give it. Everyone is a buzz and the bartender hands him a guitar that was hanging on the wall. The Octopus takes the guitar and strums on it with great enthusiasm and plays a beautiful arrangement. Another man pulls a harmonica out of his pocket and again, the octopus plays it superbly. A jazz band hands him all of there instruments and the octopus plays them all with amazing skill. Then, a Scottish man wearing a kilt comes up to the octopus and hands it his bagpipes. The octopus, looks at it confusingly then begins to fumble with the instrument. Ay, you cant play er, can ye The Scotsman says with a thick, cocky accent. The octopus responds Play her? Im going to screw her as soon as I get these pajamas off submitted by SweetSauronChicken[link] [comment] October 11, 2014 at 06:36AM
Posted on: Sat, 11 Oct 2014 06:10:36 +0000
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