Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. Hes got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, Whats in the bags? Sand, answered Juan. The guard says, Well just see about that. Get off the bike. The guard detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. He releases Juan and lets him cross the border. A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, Whats in the bags? Sand, says Juan. The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to Juan, and Juan crosses the border on his bicycle. This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years. Finally, Juan doesnt show up one day and the guard meets him in a Cantina in Mexico. Hey, Buddy, says the guard, I know you are smuggling something. Its driving me crazy. Its all I think about...Just between you and me, what are you smuggling? Juan sips his beer and says, Bicycles.
Posted on: Fri, 11 Jul 2014 10:51:35 +0000
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