Just finished seeing the moving After Earth by Will Smith and i TOTALLY RECOMMEND IT!! Geesh, I actually shedded a few tears on that one as well felt my heart race a few times. So after the movie, my coworker and I are walking back to our apartments and Kevin Grieshop continued on to his spot and I had to split off and go up my block. Now, I moved only a little less than 2 blocks away from my old apartment and this dark gray Jaguar pulls up and rolls down the passenger window and points at me, its dusk and I dont have my glasses so when dude points at me, I of course look over my shoulder and see another man behind me so I thought he was pointing at the other dude cause I didnt recognize the driver. I continue walking and he puts his car in reverse to catch back up with me and I glance back over and he is waving at me. Im thinking it wouldnt hurt to walk over to the car, its a little sports car and im too big to even fit in the damn drivers seat. Dude asks me in Spanish if I am from Argentina but his Spanish is super different, Im having a hard time with it like it is his 3rd or 4th language. I say no and ask if he speaks Spanish or English and he gets super happy and asks in English if I am from the States and I respond in English that I am and he proceeds to explain in something that sounded like English (dude is from Italy or somewhere over there) that his girlfriend and him just got married and they would like to do a strip tease for me. I looked around and wondered where the cameras were at! LMAO. He looked totally serious and he asked if I would like to see his body naked. I started laughing because I expect something like this back home, but not here. I explained to dude that he on the wrong side of town, the HOOD is BACK UP NORTH, LMAO! He looked offended and asked me if I am not attracted to him and I looked at him again (normally, at this point, I would have started back to walking, or most likely twisting the throttle on my bike cause that usually happens to me at gas stations and my bike is what grabs their attention BUT in this case, I could tell that I was at least twice his weight and could easily overtake him if he decided to get mean and i was enjoying this great laugh) so I proceeded to explain...NOPE..you are too skinny, you got no ass to shake (i can tell even though he sitting down) and he too short. Then I asked if I could get a pic so folks on FB could see what I was trying to describe and he drove away. Guess he wasnt to happy about being rejected. I thought that kind of stuff only happened in the States...first for everything in any country, I guess. LMAO ROTFL
Posted on: Sat, 08 Jun 2013 22:56:21 +0000
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