Just for Joke W. Bush Repays the Favor Three boys walk through the woods and suddenly hear cries for help. They follow the sound to the lake and see George W. Bush drowning. The boys jump into the water and drag him to shore. Bush asks the boys how he can repay them. The first boy says, I want a boat. The second boy says, I want a truck. The third boy says, I want a nice tombstone. Bush asks, Why is that? The boy says, Because when my dad finds out I helped save you, hes going to kill me. Devout Catholic Woman Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 10 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 10 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away. At Marias funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, At last, theyre finally together. Her sister sitting in the front row said, Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband? The priest replied, I mean her legs. Deacons Last Words A deacon is in the hospital and his good friend, a preacher, goes to visit him. The preacher notices all the medical equipment attached to the deacon. He kneels by the bed. The deacon motions to a pad and pen on the nightstand. The preacher hands his friend the pad and pen, and the deacon begins to write. Suddenly, the deacon dies. At his funeral, the preacher delivers the service. He says, I was with him when he died, and as a matter of fact, I have his last thought in my coat pocket here. The preacher pulls out the paper and reads, Please, get up. Youre kneeling on my oxygen hose.
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