Just for a good laugh lol :D A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldnt wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, Honey, Ill be right back. Where are you going, Coochy Coo? asked the wife. Im going to the bar, Pretty Face. Im going to have a beer. The wife said, You want a beer, my love? She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer -- brands from 12 different countries including Germany, Holland, Japan, Czech Republic, etc. The husband didnt know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... You know... they have frozen glasses. He didnt get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face? She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that chunks of ice were forming out of the air on it. The husband, looking a bit pale, said, Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors doeuvres. I wont be long. Ill be right back. I promise. OK? You want hors doeuvres, Poochie Pooh? She opened the oven and took out several kinds of hot, homemade hors doeuvres. But my sweet honey... at the bar.... you know theres swearing, dirty words and all that.... You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? Fine! Sit your ass down, shut the hell up, drink your beer in your frozen mug, and eat your hors doeuvres because youre married ass isnt going to a damned bar! Got it, jackass? And they lived happily ever after. Isnt that a sweet story? ღϠ₡ღ✻(¯`✻´¯) `*.¸.*✻✿ ✻¸.*love & hugs*✻✿ ♥✿´¯`*•.¸¸✿♥✿´¯`*•.¸¸✿♥✿´¯`*•.¸¸✿♥✿´¯`*•.¸¸✿♥✿ (✿◠‿◠) Be sure to FRIEND OR FOLLOW me! Im always posting new stuff daily! https://facebook/hilaria.h.rogers (っ◕‿◕)っ✽¸.•♥♥•.¸✽ Share The Fun! ✽¸.•♥♥•.¸✽ ******(¯`v´¯) Like/Share ******.`•.¸.•´(¯`v´¯). Friend/Follow... Hilaria Hamm Rogers ***********.`•.¸.•´✿´¯`*•.¸¸✿♥✿´¯`*•.¸¸✿♥✿´¯`*•.¸¸✿♥✿´¯`*•.¸¸✿♥✿´¯`*•.¸¸ Join me here: https://facebook/groups/hilariashealthyliving/ Get your Skinny on! 100% natural! NO wraps! NO shakes! NO fake food! NO hormones!! Start here: Noelle.SBC90/
Posted on: Mon, 31 Mar 2014 22:15:09 +0000