Just for laughs and just an idea. What if Commissioner Henares arrives at the ED with severe chest pain? Just a theoretical scenario. Doctor: Hi Com. Henares, what are you feeling? Henares: I have severe chest pain. Help me doctor? Doctor: First of all Com. Henares, let me tell my PF first as BIR ordered.my consultation fee is 900 pesos. Thats only for consult. If i have to do other things like chest examination and lung examination, its additional 400 pesos. If i have to do a rectal exam which will make my smooth finger feels uncomfortable thats additional 500 pesos. To write on the chart, i will charge you 500 pesos for a complete documentation of your history. If our conversation would last more than 10 minutes, i do charge 1000 pesos every 5 minutes after that. So approximately, let me guess, this consult would be around 50k. But dont worry. I will pay the tax correctly. Now do you still want to consult with me? Com. Henares: yes, im having chest pains. Doctor: Oh, i forgot, im having a stomach pain also. I need to go to the bathroom. Let me call my doctor friend to help you. Nurse, can you call Dr. Sata Naz. Someone is about yo die here. Just for laughs.
Posted on: Tue, 04 Mar 2014 10:31:05 +0000
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