Just found this in my notes Some of the best golfing slang...An Adolf - taking two shots in a bunker.An Arthur Scargill - great strike but a poor result.A Rodney King - over-clubbed. An O.J. Simpson - shouldnt have, but got away with it. A Condom - safe but didnt feel right. An elephants a**ehole - its high and it stinks. A sister-in-law - Im up there, but I know that I shouldnt be. A Sally Gunnell - ugly but a good runner. A Gerry Adams - a provisional. A Dennis Wise - nasty little five footer. A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read. A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasnt. A ladyboy - Looks like an easy hole but all may not be what it seems. A gynaecologists assistant - just shaves the hole. Does your husband play? for when a man hits a short tee shot. A Cuban - needs one more revolution.A Brazillian - hits the narrow stip down the middle. An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim. A Glen Miller - kept low and didnt make it over the water. A Marylin Monroe - a fair crack up the middle (aka A Blondie). A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver. A Princess Di - shouldnt have taken a driver. A Michael Jackson - fading away. An Anna Kournikova - looks great, but unlikely to get a result. A Vinnie Jones - nasty kick when youre not expecting it. A Tony Blair - too much spin. A Bin Laden - driven out and never to be found again. A Jamie Oliver - you really want to smack it but you cant.
Posted on: Tue, 02 Dec 2014 19:49:02 +0000
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