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Just got a massage at coral Chinese massage (located next to k-mart & the tattersalls store, where all good masseuses are located) and this is my story. *masseuse farted right near my face within the first 2 minutes, setting the tone for the rest of the massage *he stuck his fingers inside my ears, presumably to clean out my earwax, a kind gesture as I only asked for the neck, shoulders and head massage *one of his favourite methods of massage was to pretend to crack an egg over my head, I can only believe this was a joke to lighten the mood set by his flatulence display earlier *he employed a new method of hand massage, by rubbing what Im fairly sure was his balls up against the back of my hands far too many times to be a coincidence. *He re-styled my hair by swirling his fingers in my hair. At this point I believe I heard Cameron Nunns masseuse singing to him. *he karate chopped my neck and then said thankyou
Posted on: Thu, 10 Apr 2014 01:48:23 +0000

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