Just heard about the big storm coming. Im hearing three feet of snow and wind gusts of up to 60 mph. Theyre also reporting that because of all of the cancelations, all Michigan schools will remain in session until July 1. There is also talk of canceling Fourth of July activities and that the holiday will be removed from the calendar in 2015. Due to the change in the calendar, many businesses and industries are canceling summer vacation for this employees. Other reports are that this summers corn crop is going to be severely affected by global warming and winter weather conditions prevailing into June and July, leading to gas shortages and prices of $10 per gallon by August. Additionally, scientists predict the rings around Saturn will suddenly disappear and reappear around Uranus. Fearing the end of the world, the U .S. will simultaneously launch attacks on Syria, Borneo, Greenland and the Moon. Once victory is accomplished, Obama will be going door-to-door collecting guns, which we will freely give up, giving rise to the sale of pea shooters and spit balls, which will be banned for all air travel. And it will be sunny for 40 days and 40 nights in London, causing hundreds of pale-skinned Brits to leap from Big Ben. And thats just the beginning
Posted on: Tue, 11 Mar 2014 16:21:40 +0000
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