Just remembering those days when our parents used 2 give us all those famous lies lol and we believed them,lies like when they beat u at night and u want 2 cry theyll tell u 2 shut up bcos d spirits will hear ur voice and ull turn deaf and dumb,as a kid wen ur teeth fall off they ask u 2 wrap it and throw it on d roof top or else it wont grow again Lmao! Mind u d sky must not see d teeth o,and when they send u on an errand they spit on d ground and u must come back b4 d spit dries up or else ur navel button will cut off Lol chai,once u stay in d room without joining others 2 go 2 church ojuju calabar will eat u hmm anybody wey comot from small pikin stage should go 4 thanksgiving o.na these ones I fit remember now,how many of those lies can u still remember? Abeg share them...GD MRNG GUYS B4 I 4GET...MY NAME NA ELDER O am a comedian.
Posted on: Wed, 26 Nov 2014 10:24:17 +0000