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Just to clarify. Having a short fat bald man who looks like a potato, has a voice like Kermit & the personality of a cement mixer & works opposite your home as your stalker, is harmless at first. But when aforementioned potato has upped its game due to my politeness & has now begun knocking on my door at random times during the evening for no valid reason, appearing suddenly behind me in random places I hang out then tapping me on the shoulder (creepy) trying to peer through my windows (more creepy) following me in his shit van then making out he was going my way & I should jump in, telling my neighbours I keep myself to myself & if they need to speak to me he passes on any messages (WTF!) & much, much more. I know Im a gob on legs but this is seriously creeping me out & If im found on a meat hook in a back street garage dressed in his dead mothers clothes with her decomposed body on a meat hook next to me while he knocks one out wearing a gimp mask and a pencil skirt you know that short, fat, bald potato with a voice like Kermit did it :/
Posted on: Mon, 14 Jul 2014 08:50:15 +0000

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