KAITA (Kai-ta) v. Kai*ta, Kai*tas, kai*taed, kai*taing 1. To single-handedly dash the hopes and aspirations of ones nation in the full glare of other nations 2. To karate-kick your way out of the greatest stage/spotlight ever known to man 3. To destroy/zap/siphon the energies of teammates plus 140 million people through unexplainable stupidity 4. To act foolishly, unintelligently or irrationally and IMMEDIATELY regret the action by falling on your knees Etymology: Derived from the dreadful match between Nigeria and lowly Greece at the 2010 Soccer World Cup Usage: -Please, please, do not KAITA what we have been building for 50 years o! Oloshi! -I dont care what people say, I will KAITA the multi-billion dollar plan! -That man, you know, the hopeless, useless, visionless, KAITAing guy! -I was KAITAing until I met Jesus! Synonyms: 1. Sabotage 2. Incapacitate 3. Destroy/Demobilize 4. Jeopardize 5. Impair 6. Implode 7. Shege Banza! Other meanings and derivatives: KAITA (Kai-ta) n. Kai*ta A term that describes a temporary but kaitastrophic loss of mental competency and faculty. See also Instant Amnesia. KAITA (Kai-ta) n. Kai*ta Kaita is a national disaster, an epitome of embarrassment, representing failed Federal Character principle. KAITA (Kai-ta) n. Kai*ta An act of psychosis, bordering on lunacy, manifested by fabled werewolves under a full moon. Shockingly, Rino Gattuso (the worlds most notorious hard tackler) is said to be spending sleepless nights reviewing KAITAs tape! KAITAISIS (Kai-ta-i-sis) n. Kai*ta*i*sis 1. A new mental sickness recently discovered by Neurosurgeons. It affects the victims ability to think right or make right judgement especially when it matters most. 2. Victims often confuse the game of soccer for a karate session. Its derived from the new word KAITA KAITARIZATION (Kai-ta-ri-za-tion) n. Kai*ta*ri*za*shen Kaitarization is the act of being turned into a useless mongol OR a Shaolin Temple soccer player. KAITA-KAITA (Kai-ta-kai-ta) n. Kai*ta*kai*ta Kaita-Kaita means unprecedented confusion and unimaginable pandemonium Usage: Kaita-kaita don burst! KAITA (Kai-ta) n. Kai*ta A highly explosive bomb needed more in Iraq than in Nigeria Usage: Allied Forces just dropped the K-Bomb! Yes! The Kaita! Ladies and gentlemen, the war is over!!! KAITARACT (Kai-ta-ra-ct) n. Kai*ta*ra*kt A one-of-a-kind eye defect that makes a soccer player see another player as a Jabulani Ball to be kicked Usage: Pity, he suffered from a sudden chronic case of Kaitaract KAITASTROPHY (Kai-ta-stro-phy) n. Kai*ta*stro*fi See Kaita-Kaita above. #Jokes #Funny
Posted on: Wed, 28 May 2014 05:44:11 +0000
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