Khatarnak insult.. GiRL to boy- main kaisi lag rahi hu aaj?? Abhi beauty parlour se aayi hu.. . . Boy- toh?? Bandh tha kya ?? 😛 Santa public toilet gaya or 1ghante baad nikla. Jamadar bola : 20 rs. Santa -: Saale Bathroom mai baithta tha CYBER CAFE main nahi..! 😀 Teacher To Santa- Isko Hindi mei translate karo She is kidding Santa hasne lga or table par hi gir gya or bola. . . .itna asan WOH BACHE DE RAHI HAI 😀 Doctor To Santa: Aap ki Ek Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hai.. . Santa Pehle To Bohat Roya Phir Aansu Ponchte Huwe . . . . . . . . . . . Kitne Number Se ?? 😀 Santa to Banta: Yaar koi aisa valentine gift bataa jo seedha teri bhabi ke dil per lage . . ... . . . ... . Banta: Goli mar de Santa Sharab pite pite Rone Laga... Banta: Kya hua Ro Q Rahe Ho? Santa: Yaar Jis Ladki ko Bhulane ke Liye Pi raha thaUska Naam Yaad Nahi Aa Raha.. 1 Girl Fasi Laga rhi thi Santa ne Window se Dekha Socho Santa kya bola hoga? Sirf latkne se height nhi bdhegi mumy ko bolo COMPLAN pilaye. 😀 Snta- pant ki silai kitni h? Tailor-150 rs. Snta- Aur nikkar ki? Talor -50 rs. Santa- Chal nikkar hi sil de or lambai pairon tak rakhiyo. Santa-Yaar Banta hum dono me kya Rishta hai ? Banta-jo Besan or Pakode ka hai Santa-wo kaise? Banta-Qki jab Besan SANTA hai Tabhi to Pakoda BANTA hai. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬 This 1 is a killer 1 ..... Teacher- beta batao britannia tiger biscuit pe jo green dot h uska matlab kya h.? Student- iska matlab ki tiger online hai. Ultimate Hit!! Santa ka interview: Batao wo kaun si Aurat hain jisko 1OO% pata hota hain ki uska Husband kaha hain? Santa ne apna khatarnak dimag lagaya or bola . Vidhwa Aurat.... 3rd class ka baccha : Madam main apko kesa lag raha hu ? Madam : so sweet.... Baccha : to main apne mummy papa ko kab bheju apke gar ? Madam : kyu ? Baccha : Baat age badhane ke liye .. Madam : ye kya Bakhwass hain..! . . . Baccha : Tution ke liye...kya Madam app bhi na kasam se facebook dekh dekh k Bigad gyi ho..
Posted on: Wed, 05 Mar 2014 14:32:22 +0000
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