Kikuyu jokes are legion ... Two newborn babies are lying in the maternity ward, and careless nurses get them mixed up. How to establish which is which before the very Luo Mrs Otieno and the very Kikuyu Mrs Kamau come to pick them up? Easy, says Matron. Just jingle some coins infront of each and see what happens. One baby falls asleep. The other wakes and holds a pudgy hand. See? Says Matron. That ones Otieno, that one Kamau, end of story .... How can you tell if a Kikuyu is dead or only faking? Drop your wallet to his bed, and if he doesnt immediately reach for it, hes definitely for the morgue .... ...and the one about the Kikuyu suitor whose idea of romantic first day is to give the girl a hoe, take her to his shamba and put her to work. Michela Wrong, Its Our Turn to Eat.
Posted on: Mon, 22 Sep 2014 17:35:34 +0000
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