Kind regards John Lynch Senior Commercial Negotiator Knight Frank (Cairns) Level 1 32 Sheridan Street Cairns QLD 4870 Australia T: +61 7 4046 5366 M: +61 418 771 340 [email protected] KnightFrank.au Save a tree - we only print emails we need to. For the latest market trends, property listings and an integrated mix of property, financial, management and consulting services, see our website. knightfrank This email is intended solely for its addressee. The contents are confidential and may be legally privileged or subject to copyright. Any unauthorised access, disclosure, use or copying is strictly prohibited and may be unlawful. If you have received this email in error, please notify the sender by return email immediately and then delete it. Any views expressed in the email are those of the individual sender, except where the sender specifically states them to be the views of Knight Frank. Email is not secure and there is a risk messages may be corrupted in transmission. From: Rod & Jan Goodman-Jones [mailto:rjgjones@bigpond] Sent: Wednesday, 29 January 2014 11:09 AM To: John Lynch Subject: FW: Dead fly... Subject: Fwd: Dead fly... There once was a happy little fly buzzing around a barn, when she came upon a large pile of fresh cow manure. Since it had been hours since her last meal and she was feeling hunger pangs, she flew down to the irresistible delicacy and began to munch out. She ate ..... and ate ... and then ... she ate some more! Finally, she decided shed had plenty. She washed her face with her tiny front legs, belched a few times, then attempted to fly away. But alas ...she had pigged out far too much and could not get off the ground. She looked around wondering what to do about this unpleasant situation when she spotted a pitchfork leaning upright against the barn wall. Shed found a solution! She realized that if she could just become airborne shed be able to fly again. So, she painstakingly, climbed to the top of the handle. Once there, she took a deep breath, spread her tiny fly wings, and leaped confidently into the air. She dropped like a rock and splattered all over the floor... Dead fly... The moral of this sad story? Never fly off the handle when you know youre full of shit!
Posted on: Wed, 29 Jan 2014 09:14:30 +0000
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