Knowing Lord Bendtner. Why hes considered by most as a super-human -gmail@Bendtner -Bentners choice of number 3 @ his new club has inspired Xabi Alonso to also choose number 3 @ Bayern. -Bendtner can hear silence. -Bendtner is the only one who can solve man utds problems. -Bendtner chose to play in Germany to make Bundisliga the best league in the world. -When Bendtner does the ice bucket challenge, he wont get wet but the water will get Bendtnered!!! -When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Bendtner. -Bendtner and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants. -Bendtner once started a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together. -When Bendtner does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, hes pushing the Earth down. -Bendtner won American Idol using sign language -Bendtner counted to Infinity twice. -Bendtner by being generous prefers to sit on the bench to give chance to CR7 & Messi to doupolize the ballon dor!! -Bendtner killed/destroyed two rocks with one bird. -Bendtner doesnt sleep, he waits. - Bendtner doesnt need a watch, he decides what time it is. -Bendtner doesnt turn on the shower, he stares at it until it starts to cry. -Bendtner Can see the sound. -When Bendtner bite zombies, they turn into humans. -Bendtner has a diary. its called Guinness Book of World Records. -Death once had a near-Bendtner- experience. -Bendtner can cut a knife with butter. - By trying to prove that anything is possible in football, he is the only legend to spend most time on the bench. This led to the maxim YOU NEED NOT TO PLAY TO BE A LEGEND -Bendtner was not part of the dream team XI of all time made up of Pele, Maradona, Messi, Zidane, et al bcos hes from another planet. Bentner = Super-human lets warm up for the matches today. #smiles [[Love]]
Posted on: Sat, 30 Aug 2014 09:36:12 +0000
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