LADIES A MUST READ Dear future wives, 1. Im always right. 2. Incase of any conflict refer to rule 1. 3. If I marry you, then you are married to my family and I. In any case you are incompatible with them, 4. You must know how to prepare Chicken Hearts using charcoal stove if u cook bad zwibilu zwa khuhu pack go home before I come back Am a very good cook and I wont compromise the quality and QUANTITY of zwibilu because of your poor and un african cooking skills. 5. Too much make up and wierd hairstyles like grasshopper styles no If possible shave like musevenis head I wont pay for make up . Your face is not a colouring book. You will not dirtify my white sheets with your make up. Btw, U MUST wash the sheets and my clothes without fail. Actually, no make up. I have married you already, what is the make up for? 6. Im the only one allowed to snoar 7. I control the remote. My football over rides your soap operas and wedding shows. 8. Tell your parents/people to make the dowry affordable. Am marrying(helping) and NOT buying you. Ala!! And I will pay half of it then after I believe your a good car then will pay balance . 9. I have more rules you will know later on. Signed, Radial Retired gynecologist and your future ex husband.
Posted on: Thu, 23 Oct 2014 15:38:58 +0000
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