LAFF IT OFF Hmmmm... Watching Football with girls can be very stressful...Ima gine this: Girl : EXTINATE, whos that guy. Is that Chris Brown? Boy EXTINATE: Chris gini No na, thats Theo Walcott!! girl:who is dat handsome muscular guy he suppose to be a movie actor in romantic movie i love him boy EXTINATE:hes christiano ronaldo,so if he toast u,u go leave me be dat o eh GIRL:who is dat short pint size little devil wey dey dribble him elder brothers all over d field eh,he look like aki nd pawpaw. BOY EXTINATE:hes d world best lionel messi,if his wife hear say u call him short devil or aki nd pawpaw u are on ur own o Girl: Hey! Whats that yellow card for? Boy EXTINATE: Its a warning to a player; and red means the player must stop playing and leave the pitch. Girl: Ohhh! Its something similar to a traffic light: Yellow - warning, Red - Stop. Boy EXTINATE: Yeah yeah sure.. U r ryt..! Girl: What about the green card? Boy EXTINATE: Ohhh! theres nothing like that in football. Girl: Which teams are these? Boy EXTINATE: Which kind wahala be this na!! God! Its Arsenal and Chelsea. What again! Girl: Ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal putting on? Boy EXTINATE: You no get eyes No be red jersey be that? Girl: Ok..which team is putting on blue? Boy: (upset)...Your father! You no no say na Chelsea! Olokun! Girl: Enhe? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the world cup. Boy EXTINATE: Weting concern Arsenal with world cup Where you from sef? Girl: Take am easy na! Please whos that old man? Boy EXTINATE: Hmmm... thats Arsenals coach, Arsene Wenger Girl EXTINATE: Oooh Ok..... I understand now. Sooo that means the other coach is Chelsea Wenger? Boy:U WAN USE QUESTION KILL ME? You de mad!!! (Changes Channel).abeg go nd watch ur african magic nd yoruba film thats where ur swagger is,football watching is not a good idea for u LOL
Posted on: Thu, 10 Apr 2014 09:41:55 +0000
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