LAUGH IT OUT!!!! Man: baby, i love you, please would u marry me???? Woman: (stands up and gave him a stinging slap on his face) I have waited more than 15years, i have prayed, fasted, sowed seeds, bought books and listened to tapes,even went on my way to be nice to Men of marriageble age! I took up new hobbies, watching football and playstation. I went to house on the rock, mfm, christ embassy,living faith, redeemed and presently at winners looking everywhere 4 you.. I went from a size 16 to size 10, so that when you see me, you will love what you see.. I left lagos to abuja, then i left to portharcourt, then i went all d way to kano and back to Lagos. I joined hi-five,4rm hi-five to facebook, from facebook to twitter,i even had a blog on which i rented,hoping you will show up!! I uploaded only my best pictures on facebook, infact i took photo sessions to look my best!!! I attended all the weddings, whether the invitation was direct or indirect! The next place i was hoping to check was the moon, before you crawled out from the house directly to mine!! So it was you all this while????? The neighbour i said hello to every morning!! Were you trying my faith??? You almost rendered my prayer life useless!! What were you waiting for??? What sign were you looking for?? Do u want to kill me before you reveal yourself????? Now b a gentleman,get down on your knees and put d ring on my finger!!! The guy replied APRIL FOOL what will you do if you were this lady?
Posted on: Thu, 30 Oct 2014 13:00:36 +0000
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