LAWD HAM MERCY I DONE RAN OUTSIDE WITH MY D**K AND BALLS FLOPPING - TopicsExpress

LAWD HAM MERCY I DONE RAN OUTSIDE WITH MY D**K AND BALLS FLOPPING EVERY WHERE AND ION EVEN CARE BABY IM AFRAID OF SPIDERS AND AS SOON AS I PUT MY NICE NOVEL ON MY NIGHT STAND AND WENT TO TURN OFF THE BEDSIDE LIGHT THERE WAS A BIG ONE ABOUT THE SIZE OF MY HAND RUNNING UP THE WALL SO MY QUICK RESPONSE WAS TO GET OUT OF THERE THAT SPIDER IS GOING TO JUMP ON YOU....I RAN OUTSIDE SCREAMING LIKE A PERSON WAS TRYING TO KILL ME..SO I CALLED 24HR MAINTENANCE AND TOLD THEM IT WAS A SPIDER IN MY HOUSE BIG AS MY HAND AND THEY SAID KILL IT WE WILL COME SPRAY TOMORROW BUT THIS NICE YOUNG MAN HEARD MY CRYS AND CAME AND KILLED THE SPIDER AFTER RUNNING FROM IT SMH AND SEEING ME IN MY SEMI-NAKED BUT HEY I AINT SHAMED MY MEAT HANG LOW LMAO........THANX GOOD CITIZEN IMA BUY HIM A BEER TOMORROW GOODNIGHT FB

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