LEARNERSHIP PROGRAMME: Taxi Drivers wanted !!!! The taxi industry (SANTACO) is offering a learnership programme, interested candidates must be high school drop-outs, the lower the class the better. Outstanding students will receive a Quantum, leather-jacket, sjambok & All Star sneakers(socks are not allowed). Preference will be given to non-good looking candidates with sweaty armpits and low self hygiene tendencies. Ability to drive without a licence is a must. You must be reckless, rude & have the ability to eat a lot of oily take-aways. A bonus will be awarded every time you slap a passenger. To apply go 2 your nearest taxi rank & ask for the Rank Manager. Please share this & let us empower our youth. Ungathi khange ndikucinge ke! «Enzo»
Posted on: Wed, 11 Sep 2013 11:23:23 +0000
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