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LITTLE JOHNNY... THE WAY YOU THINK Teacher: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left? Little Johnny: None. Teacher: Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left? Little Johnny: None. Teacher: Can you explain that answer? Little Johnny: One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left. Teacher: Well, that isnt the correct answer, but I like the way you think. Little Johnny: Teacher, can I ask a question? Teacher: Sure. Little Johnny: There are three women in the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married? Teacher: The one sucking the cone. Little Johnny: No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think. Shine
Posted on: Mon, 25 Nov 2013 12:55:05 +0000

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