LIVE from Casa de Joe Atlanta, Georgia It’s the JOE CORNWALL SHOW: The Bunny Brown Experience/Being Bunny Brown The following is a call from Bunny. BUNNY: Hey Joe. How are you? ME: I am here Sir Bunny. BUNNY: If anyone calls you back and asks if you know anybody who works here tell them no. Is a banduloo call me a mek. ME: Bunny don’t lose your work for foolishness. BUNNY: Just easy man. Anyway I am calling for a bit of advice. You can talk? ME: I am all ears. BUNNY: So you know my mother has been living in New York for almost 15 years right. ME: Yes Bunny I remember how she told every around Likkle Kew Road how she get through with the thing and how her soon to doctor son file fi her to live in America. I remember her making the announcement at Likkle Kew Road Baptist and asking the congregation to pray for her. BUNNY: How you remember all of that? ME: I just remember. Anyway so what’s happening? BUNNY: My brother, Zachary filed for me at the same time he filed for my mother. He encouraged her ten years ago to get her citizenship so she could petition on my behalf because it would taking 12 to 15 years for me to get through if he did. She said,” America is not for everybody.” ME: No she didn’t. BUNNY: She continued by saying,” Who will drive her around when she visits Jamaica if I migrate to the U.S.” ME: No way. Your mother would never say such a thing. Who is telling you all of this? BUNNY: The same person who filed for me, my brother. You know she never liked me. ME: Bunny you are exaggerating. BUNNY: You know Zachary and I have the same father but when my mother was pregnant with Zachary, my uncle was getting ready to go work on a cruise ship and since my mother was messing with both brothers she claimed my uncle was Zachary’s dad but everybody knew otherwise. ME: Well that was nine day talk. BUNNY: That was before the days of DNA testing because if it were now Zachary would never have boarded that plane. ME: So what’s happening. Bunny hurry up and come off the people dem phone. BUNNY: So my niece Joylene rang me here in England yeah. And she said, “ Uncle Bunny, I’ve got great news. I’m getting married and I was wondering if you could walk me down the aisle.” You know say Joylene has never met her father and she is marrying into a well to do family so I cannot disappoint. When my sister came back from country after she had Joylene and told me that she was going to leave her in Portland with a family friend until she figure out a few thing I was livid. ME: (mouthing) Livid BUNNY: Joe you still there? ME: Yes Bunny. I just pop some pop corn because this is a story. BUNNY: I tell you how you love drama from you were a young lad. ME: Bunny, the story. BUNNY: I raise Joylene myself and I am listed as her guardian. I haven’t heard from my sister who is her mother in years. Last time I heard she was living in the Bahamas. ME: Probably Joylene should elope because she has no family and you can’t come to Jamaica for the wedding because you overstayed. You forgot it was a six month stay you told. BUNNY: (interrupting): Of course I recall what I said to Her Majesty Customs and Immigration but you forgot about the extension because I am a student. ME: Okay. Bunny you have it all figured out. So what advice do you need? BUNNY: I am definitely going to Jamaica for Joylene’s wedding. I would not miss that for the world. ME: Problem solved. Hold on Bunny. Cherry is on the other line. BUNNY: Conference her. I want to say a few words to her. I three way conference the call. BUNNY: (singing) Oh Cherry oh Cherry oh baby. CHERRY: Bunny dearest. What a way your accent thick. Is England still Jolly? We all laugh. BUNNY: Cherry I see you haven’t lost any of your spunk. CHERRY: I was watching BBC America the other day and saw your name as they were rolling the credits. It say Camera Bunyard Brown. BUNNY: Yep that was me. CHERRY: A so me say too because a one smaddy wicked enough fi name dem pickney Bunyard. I mean how do you look at a baby and name him Bunyard. BUNNY: Treason. It was treason. We all laugh. CHERRY: With a name like Bunny you were either suppose to be cayliss or wutless. We all laugh. BUNNY: Cherry when I make my first feature film I want you in it. CHERRY: In it? In it? I either star it or I am not in it. I will not be relegated to girl in the window saying hi. I refuse to be nominated for Best Supporting Actress. It’s Best Actress in a Leading Role or nothing. Bunny is the script ready yet? Are we shooting in England or Jamaica? Can we do an exotic locale. Don’t worry about work permits I also have a red book. Oh Bunny I am so excited. I feel like what’s her name the girl who played the hussy in the Help and she got nominated for that movie... ME: (interrupting) Jessica Chastain BUNNY: Look at you getting carried away... JOIN US NEXT WEEK FOR PART TWO
Posted on: Tue, 16 Jul 2013 11:51:33 +0000
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