LOL Eugene craigslist ad. I want to start working out, but I dont like to run. I need someone to chase me with a knife 3 mornings per week. I will meet you at the Shell Station by the Glenwood exit every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday at 6am. All you do is get out of your car and chase me for a mile with a knife. I will run like hell, and you will feel good too. I cant pay you cash, so your compensation is a good workout three times per week at a convenient Shell station. I will also give you the certificate and I will frame it with something I got on sale at Michaels (value no greater than $3.99). If youre interested in this wonderful deal, please email me so we can confirm details. PS. I might not always show up but that is because I am unmotivated and I cant find anyone to threaten me with a knife to get out of bed. Please see separate ad for that.
Posted on: Fri, 28 Mar 2014 07:57:17 +0000
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