*LYRICS BELOW From 9/11, 7/7, ISIS, to Pakistani Taliban, whenever muslims do something horrible on the world stage (or even when Muslim individuals just happen to take a stance on any particular issue that is at odds with the majority popular opinion among Muslims; ie Irshad Manji, Maajid Nawaz, Malala Yusofzai, the Shia, etc) there will be those voices from within the Muslim community that go full denial and deflection mode and claim that it wasnt muslims that did it at all but rather Israeli Jews because No true Muslim could do this (See No true Scotsmen fallacy) or Have a good opinion of your fellow Muslims (I guess at the expense of everyone else?). I have heard this kind of bull shit from ulama/scholars even. I am very disgusted by this sheer stupidity and intellectual negligence of this, so I decided to write a satirical song and sing about it instead of cry :) Adam Sandler I love you, I dont own the melody, and Jewish people please do have a happy Hanukkah, I mean zero disrespect to your religious traditions or holy days. Muslims, please, we have to do better than this and actually own our problems and freaks rather than try to dump them on to other communities. I know every muslim that is involved in the community to any degree has heard this shit. We have to do better. LYRICS Put on your yamaka, here comes hanukkah, So much fun-aka, to celebrate hanukkah. The ummah it is glorious but its has problems too Social, economic, and of course there is the jews So if you feel misrepresented in papers and on TV Heres a list of people who are really Jewish According to Muslim conspiracies: Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi he spins the dreidel, He was saying mazal tov before he left the cradle All the boys in ISIS theyre saying shabat shalom, They are as Israeli as Ariel Sharon Al-Qaida they all are Jews, They all are Zionists dont let bin Ladden fool you Irshad Manji and Maajid Nawaz, They both get all their bills paid for by the Mossad Boko Haram all light the menorah, Pakistani Taliban all head bang to the torah Everyone knows the shia began with jews, Their first imam was Benjamin Netenyahu Malala Yusafzai just a puppet of the west, And Israel owns the west so that makes her Zionist So many Jews in masjids, Hamza Yusuf isnt but Anjem Chaudry is So put on your yamaka, here comes Hanukkah So much fun-aka, its time to celebrate hanukkah Tell your friend Osamaka to put down his kalashnakovaka If you really really wannaka have a Happy happy happy happy hanukkah. GLOSSARY Yamaka - Jewish cap Ummah - Worldwide Muslim community Dreidel - A traditional jewish toy top that is spun Mazal tov - sort of like congratulations in Hebrew/Yiddish Shabat Shalom - Jewish greeting Menorah - Jewish religious candle holder Torah - Jewish holy book(s) Masjids - arabic word for mosque If there are any other words you dont understand you can ask or google it. https://youtube/watch?v=NYoW6IpdjQA
Posted on: Mon, 22 Dec 2014 21:24:06 +0000
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