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Ladies? Still trying to get your mitts on just the right man? Maybe its those sandpaper hands that are rubbing him the wrong way! Heres something substantial to dig your Lee Nails into! Forget those fru-fru hand lotions with lavender, cherry blossom or citrus scent...try Dr. Jimmys Baco-lene Hand Cream! Pure Vaseline mixed with pure bacon grease! Sure to soften those plowgirl calluses and, it smells like BACON! Believe me...youll having him eating out of your hand in no time....literally! Not available in stores, limited time offer, operators are standing by! Notice: this product has not been tested or approved by the FDA and only hogs were harmed in its production, side effects may include an increased desire to chew your nails, which could lead to sudden weight increase...
Posted on: Tue, 22 Apr 2014 12:31:53 +0000

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