Last Joke Of The Day: (Gross) A guy says to his wife, Im in the mood for a 69er. She says, Its that time of the month, but if you dont care, I dont care. They go into the bedroom, and are 69ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings, so she tells him to answer the door. But my face is a mess! I cant go to the door like this! he says. She says, Its just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich. So he opens the door and says, Im sorry about my mouth, I was eating a jam sandwich. The postman says, I wasnt looking at the jam around your mouth, I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead.
Posted on: Mon, 11 Nov 2013 20:35:09 +0000
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