Last Saturday I was at the University of Dayton for a conference and I witnessed something in the ladies room. Something that was so disturbing it gave me flashbacks of The Chick Fil-A Bathroom Incident of 07. Its too painful for me to talk about, so I will sing it instead. (To the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies) Come listen to a story about Patti, Rach and Stacey They were in the ladies room trying to take a pee Then Patti said Holy balls it smells like poo! There was crap on the floor and Stacey nearly touched it with her shoe. Piece of poop, that is. Fresh turd. Big doodie Well the next thing you know Pattis feet are in the air I cant pee now! Someone get me outta here! Stacey said Calm down and take a deep breath! And when you leave your stall just dont look to the left! On the floor, that is. In front of the next stall. Ball of poop. Well later that night theyre in another ladies room Talkin all about that big old pile of boom boom When out from a stall pops a lady they dont know Who says I was in that bathroom and I saw the whole show! Shit show, that is. Skirted lady. Dropped a turd. As she was just walking by, ya hear? (Yes. A woman was taking a pee and saw another woman walk in front of her stall, stand there, and just crap on the floor.) WHATS WRONG WITH PEOPLE???
Posted on: Tue, 15 Apr 2014 23:30:37 +0000
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