Last night I had a super weird dream that Matt and I were visiting a parallel universes M-class planet with some noted differences that we discovered by chance: - You couldnt use public restrooms unless that was included in your insurance plan and Everyone had insurance. Lets just say, this made for an uncomfortable dream because Im an alien - I dont have insurance there! - A waitress handed a little girl a really top-heavy ice cream cone - which she dropped, and everyone agreed that the wait staff is always right - it was the childs fault and she should get no more ice cream . . . - The streams were full of brilliantly bizarre fish (like one that was almost 2D with a huge eyeball). - They had Harry Potter movies but their Liv Tyler was a very scary Voldemort and Orlando Bloom (looking like Legalos) played HP. Also - this is the third day in the last couple weeks that I have walked in and found a pen on my desk that isnt mine and wasnt there the night before. Im going to start collecting them on the edge of my desk. Please start leaving money or candy instead.
Posted on: Fri, 25 Oct 2013 12:12:05 +0000
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