Last night I tried to scrape a piece of hard cheese from a plate - TopicsExpress



          

Last night I tried to scrape a piece of hard cheese from a plate that our crappy crapperson dishwasher left on. It broke loose, and stabbed me in the eponychium (to the layperson, the delicate skin attaching your fingernail to its bed) and left me bleeding and cursing profusely. I declare revenge. My hero swiftly came to my rescue, and immediately bought me a new Bosch dishwasher. The moment it is installed tonight, I will take inspiration from the famous Office Space printer smashing scene. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta!
Posted on: Tue, 21 Oct 2014 12:47:40 +0000

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