Last night at Home Depot... Tigan: perusing the plumbing pipes while Blake Robinson locates some wall anchors. FAT Strange Man: (walking past at a hurried pace, stops dead in his tracks and professes loudly!!) WOW! You must be due in like 2 weeks huh? Tigan: Startled by his out burst, turns, blinks in disbelief and mutters a barely audible 1 week. FAT Strange Man: Chuckles... Yep what you got in there? Tigan: Strange pregnancy hormones over come body and I have to fight the urge to cry. Boy... Sniff FAT Strange Man: Laughs with to much gusto. His belly bounces with each joyful breath as he proceeds to walk away. Tigan: Now fighting the urge to punch strange laughing fat man! Or to refrain from yelling Oh ya, what you got in there? Huh, Huh? When are you due? Scoffs... NEVER!!! But instead I run over to Blake, bottom lip quivering and tell him the whole horrible story. He reassures my that I dont look awful (lie, but it makes me feel better) and cherry on top offers to beat said FAT Strange Man up if we cross paths again. Love Him! Moral: If you cant say anything nice... Keep it to yourself. Lest you want to incur the wrath of the pregnant women.
Posted on: Fri, 21 Mar 2014 12:17:31 +0000
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