Last night at the wedding I was explaining to my sister that when Im in formal situations (the wedding was formal) I tend to get socially awkward and my inner Missouri hillbilly starts to come out, so I try not to talk to very many people I dont know because its a safe bet Im gonna say something inappropriate. Well, we were in line in the bathroom and the chick in front of us turned and looked at me so I started telling her the story about the lady pooping on the floor at the conference last week. I even went so far as to lift my dress a little and act it out. Then it was her turn and she went into the stall and my sister looked at me and was like Oh my God. Nice story to tell. Dude, I told you.
Posted on: Sun, 20 Apr 2014 21:47:23 +0000
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