Last night, while I walked across the road, some slack jawed, low browed, Ramapithecus, fresh from swinging in the trees and scratching himself called across to me to, "go back to Britain". So I adjusted my path and walked up to the window of his car and asked him to repeat what he had said, to which he replied "hello my brother" and drove off. No doubt to go and fling poo at people or copulate with his sister or whatever it is spineless jelly fish type creatures -still splashing around in the primordial soup they r unable to escape from- do.
Posted on: Sun, 30 Jun 2013 07:41:27 +0000