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Last nights gowns were really boring overall but the hands down winners for me were: 1. Lupito Nyongo 2. Anna Kendrick 3. Karen O and 4. Jennifer Garner. His pancake No. 2 spackling and bad toupee notwithstanding, Matthew McConnaughey looked great from the neck down. Too bad about his embarrassing acceptance speech. Jason Sudeikis looked like a bazillion dollars, while Jared Leto looked like he hurriedly jumped (and I do mean JUMPED) into his clothes after playing our messiah in a dinner theatre production of Jesus Christ Superstar. Vomit. Dear Goldie Hawn—I never thought Id compare you unfavorably to Sally Kirkland but Im comparing you unfavorably to Sally Kirkland. Dear Cate Blanchett—like many people, I adore you, but buy yourself a dictionary as soon as possible as you apparently have no idea what the word exacerbate means. You might also want to brush up on the difference between accusative and nominative pronouns. Thanks.
Posted on: Mon, 03 Mar 2014 23:36:34 +0000

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