Latest collection of sardar jokes : SARDARJI : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College . Friend: Really, what is he studying. SARDARJI : No, he is not studying, they are studying him ------------------------------- SARDARJI : People consider me as a GOD Wife: How do you know?? SARDARJI : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,Oh GOD! U have come again.. --------------------------------- SARDARJI comes back to his car & finds a note saying Parking Fine He writes a note and sticks it to a pole Thanks for the compliment. --------------------------------- How do you recognize a SARDARJI in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board. --------------------------------- SARDARJI : Why are all these people running? Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup SARDARJI - If only the winner will get the cup, then why are the others running? --------------------------------- 1 din Sardarji bazaar gya Raste me 1 chor uska mobile lekar bhag gya Sardar piche bhaga fir ruk gya or chilaya Leja kutte charger lene ayega na tab pakdunga keep smiling !!! Dudhwala 🍼Continuously Ringing Door Bell. Lady from Inside: Bhaiya kitna Dabaoge, Ab bas bhi karo. Tumse accha To Paperwala hai; Chupchap Neeche se Daal Deta hai...... Most confusing double meaning joke.. : Girl: aaj office jate hi boss mujpe chad gaya! Friend : Q??? Girl: Main late gayi thi.. 1st frnd to 2 Friend Lay mithai kha! 2nd Friend: Kis baat ki? 1st frnd: Teri Bhabhi call centre me job karti hai, aur usko Best CALL GIRL ka Award mila hay! DHABE Pe PATI Ne 1 BANANA SHAKE & PATNI Ne 2 mosambi juice Piye. Counter Pe Payment K Time WAITER Ne AAWAZ Di: BHAIYA Ka 1 KELA Aur BHABHI Ka 2 Mosambi Kaat lena. - Simran to Doctor : Maine galti se meri Bhabhi ki iPill kha li, kya kru? Dr: Bindaas ghoomo Dosto ko khush karo, 72 ghanto k liye Prepaid ho gayi ho ..... Jaa simran Jaa....... Jee le apni zindagi...
Posted on: Tue, 15 Oct 2013 18:04:05 +0000
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