Laugh Corner!! *MR PROFESSOR* An english professor waked up at midnight and discoverd that his house was on fire, he picked up his phone, diled the state fire service and the following conversation took place ¤-Professor >>> hello is that the fire conbuston. ¤-Fire officer>>> (dumbfounded) replied hesitantly........... yeeees what can i do for u; ¤-Professor>>> i need u and your partners to graviate to my vicinity immediately with a tremendous accellaration and alarcrity, because right now as i am talking to u, a gigantic conflagration has just engufled my domicilaries habitation, my ominificient edifice occupies, the plot ajacent including the state assylum that has formed an alliance with my neighbours aboad. ¤- Fire officer>>> (Confused) was silent. ¤-Professor>>> are u still there? ¤-Fire officer>>> oga no be me dey on duty yesterday sir..... ¤-Professor>>> (provoked) what do u mean u are not on duty! i said i need u and your team 2 assemble at my resident in ernest. ¤-Fire officer>>> okaaaaay......... Oga, Ernest no come assembly this morning infact, i never even see am since 2day. ¤-Professor>>> (seeing that his grammar is only complicating issues decided 2 speak pigin)..................... Officer abeg come quick quick to no 4 bode thomas road na my house be that and e dey burn seriously. na my carear dey burn so. i take God name beg u come quick oooooooooooooo.
Posted on: Thu, 30 Jan 2014 08:33:01 +0000
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