Laugh out! A young man wrote a love letter to a lady he will like to go out with,please read the letter: Warning!!! You will need a Dictionary,an encyclopedia and a protective helmet before reading. Read on DEAR ANGELAWITH GREAT RAPTURE OF HEART DO I WRITE YOU THIS ELONGATED MISSIVE, HOPE IT WILL MEET YOU IN GREAT CANDOR OF HEALTH AND SERENITY ON MIND,IF SO DOXOLOGY.THE FOCAL LENGHT AND THE FULCUM OF MY MISSIVE,IS TO EXTERNALIZE THE COMBUSTION AND CACOPHONY FROM THE GALLERY OF MY HEART AS IT ENTANGLE WITH YOUR CELESTIAL-LIKE PERSONALTY,THATMAKES YOU A SPECIAL TERRESTRIAL BEING AND THE SEVERITY OF MY HEART THUMP IS GIGANTIC. TO PINPOINT MY AUDASITY, I NEED TO VOCALISE TO YOU THAT I HAVE A MAGNETIC STORMING CHARITY AND LOVE TOWARDS YOU. MY MIND, SOUL, HEART, BLOOD, SPIRIT AND MY MEDULLAROBLAGATER ARE ALL ASSEMBLE IN WORSHIP OF EXISTENCE OF YOUR MAJESTIC EXCELLENCY AND OF ADULATION AND ADORATION OF YOUR METALLIC,VELVETIC AND ANGELIC EMBODIMENT.TO BRING MY VOLCAL POINT INTOCONVERGENT POINT, I JUST WANT YOU TO ALLOW ME TO BE YOUR ROMEO AND YOU MY EVERLASTING JUILET,I WANT TO BEYOUR ADAM PLEASE BE MY EVE THAT WILL NOT EAT THE SERPENTINE APPLE.YOUR LOVE IS INTOXICATING AND STRANGULATING,CAUSING ME A LOTS OF HULLABALOO, GIVEN ME INSOMNIA TENDENCIESPLEASE DONT FAIL TO CONCUR TO THIS EXOTIC MISSIVE OF PLEASANTTIDING AS YOUR DISCORDANT TUNE MAY CAUSE ME A VISIT TO UNDERTAKER AND ADMISSION INTO THE UNIVERSITY OF MORTUARY.PLEASE NOTE THAT!MY LOVE FOR YOU IS NOT MICROSOPHIC,IT IS EXOTIC AND TSUNAMIS IN NATURE.THANK YOU FOR YOUR ANTICIPATED GENEROUS REPLY OFPOSITIVE-POLE AGREEMENT AND AFFIRMATIVE ALTAR -BOUND MATRIMONIAL DANCE- ALL. YOURS INTOXICATEDLY OMOFOMA SAGCIOUS
Posted on: Sun, 06 Oct 2013 07:13:39 +0000
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