Laughing until you cry is the best thing in life. Daniel Sines you are utterly and totally ridiculous! Here is why: *phone conversation* #Lepadre : what did you have for lunch today? #LeSelf: black bean, tofu and lentil lasagna. Padre: I wouldnt touch that with a stick. Even if I was on Naked and Afraid and they gave me that Id eat my arm. Self: *laughing so hard I cant speak* Le Padre: *rant continues* why dont eat just beans? Everything you ate was beans. Black beans, lentils are beans and tofu is smooshed up chewed up beans. I bet the noodles were green too. Dont lie to me! Self:* still cant articulate words due to laughter and tears* Padre: on wikepedia it says smashed up chewed up beans and they put it in a blue plate!! That doesnt help. How do you REALLY feel dad?!
Posted on: Tue, 15 Jul 2014 04:18:34 +0000