Laws Which Newton Forgot To State --------------------------------------------- LAW OF QUEUE: If you change ur queue, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands are coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. LAW OF WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone u know increases when u r with someone you dont want to b seen with !!! :P :O
Posted on: Sat, 15 Mar 2014 12:41:13 +0000
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