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Lawyer Slams A group of dinner guests were blaming all of Americas troubles on lawyers when a woman said, They arent all so bad. Why, last year a lawyer gave me $1000. I dont believe it, the host responded. Its true, I swear it, said the woman. Well, how did it happen, the man asked, a bit suspicious. I had a complicated personal injury case, the woman said, and what with the lawyers fee, the cost of expert witnesses, the expense of the appeal and so on, my bill was $41,000. Ok, the host said. So where does the thousand bucks come in? When the judgment only amounted to $40,000, the woman replied, my lawyer told me I wouldnt have to pay him the difference. --- Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 10? A: Counselor. Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 15? A: Your honor. Q: What do you call a judge gone bad? A: Senator.
Posted on: Wed, 21 Jan 2015 23:01:41 +0000

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