Leapin lizards. I just noticed that Ive reached 2,300 likes. This blows my mind since I think only 2 or 3 people in my family actually like me. So Im going to post the same old introduction that I like to share each time I reach a like milestone. Thanks for the continued support. When I have my own talk show, Ill leave the keys to a used Pontiac G6 under each one of your seats. *** Heres what you can expect from my slice of the interwebs. I fluently speak the language of sarcasm. If sarcasm offends you, then Im really sorry (thats sarcasm). I promise not to post 58 times a day. I know there is nothing more annoying than a news feed full of multiple random observations of a SAHM in Target. Sometimes I may succeed at humor and sometimes I may fail miserably at it. When I fail miserably, laugh anyway. Please. I try to refrain from using drunken sailor speak on this page. You can rest easy in sharing it with your grandchildren. I am not a thief but I sometimes steal memes from Google and post them as my own works of creative genius. I know this is wrong but admitting I have a problem is the first step to recovery. I have a hubs, a girl and a boy. I only post about them when they say or do something that I find hilarious. I post about them often. I dont like trolls. If you are one, please note that this is a FB page and not the underbelly of a bridge. Likes and shares give me the warm and fuzzies. In a good and hygienic kind of way. Im a freelance writer, blogger, HaHas for HooHas and HuffPost Parents Contributor. Im also an aspiring best-selling author. Id love to make some major bank on my novel some day. I dont know what major bank means, but I heard some kids at the mall say it a few weeks ago. Thanks so much for stopping by. Go buy yourself a bulk-sized vat of Nutella and a sand shovel as a thank you from me.
Posted on: Thu, 14 Aug 2014 01:40:20 +0000