Lets just say youve had a pretty long frustrating day at work, then you have to run a quick errand then moments after you walk in the door... seriously MOMENTS people.... the phone rings... and its somebody trying a lawsuit scam calling from a call center in god knows where and they are absolutely KILLING the english language... It went a little somethin like this ... Marketer: Alloh? Eees dis Meekee? I want tell you about miracle compensation american .... have you had bladder mesh reconstruction surgery ? Un friggin believable ( put him on speaker then ) Me: Umm what did you say ? ( he repeats ) Well umm no I never had the bladder surgery, I just pee my pants a lot ... ( he is unfazed) Bobbie Tompkins starts giggling.... Marketer: Well ees der someone else in da house dat has had da bladder sourgery ? Bobbie says : Well Ive had ANAL surgery...cracks up ... Marketer : Well no we are only looking for bladder surgery victims for our amerdickan miracle compensation Me: Well our daughter Claira ( middle dog ) had her uterus out .... when she was spayed Youve had your uterus out right Claira ? ( Bobbie does the hand signal for SPEAK and Claira barks.... Marketer: ( without skipping a beat ) Oh very well then we are having compensation for anyone with veggginal mesh sourgery.... By then Bobbie and I were crying we were laughing so hard .. and frankly ... we were close to peeing our pants
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 00:54:30 +0000
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