Letter to mr cameron: Dear mr cameron, I am moving to pakistan for health reasons and would like you to speak with presidant zardari to ensure they offer me the same as our government offers their people, I would like the following: 1) free medical care for my entire family 2) english speaking officials for any service I may need 3) all government forms in english 4) my children to be taught by english speaking teachers 5) their school must start a class on British culture and history 6) the school must have an english flag outside 7) they must introduce sausage and bacon onto the school menu and in local shops 😎 I need a pakistani driving licence so I have access to free government services 9) I plan to get a car but dont intend on insuring it and will require a government loan of £4,500 to pay for one. 10) can u insure that the local police dont pull me over as this may be racist and if they do, can you make sure yhat they speak english 11) I plan to cover my house in english flags and have a massive party on 25th dec every year. 12) I would like a job but not pay taxes 13) I need food stamps and free rented accommodation. 14) please tell presidant zardari to inform the local people to be nice to me and never say critical things about me or my family regardless of the strain I out on the local economy 15) I will need tax credits but wont be paying taxes 16) please enroll me in the pakistani social security program so that I can claim a monthly pension cheque 17) oh and finally please ensure they build a church of england church in any town I may visit so I can invite family and friends to worship there. Im guessing these requests are ok as we supply exactly the same to people moving to this country.
Posted on: Sat, 21 Sep 2013 19:28:27 +0000
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